Thursday, November 29, 2007

a message to myself

...and now your trying to show me your sobbing face! do you everything will fall into place if you rain tears over them? your sitting alone inside your room thinking how difficult life has been. so weep then if you must but don't except the world to grieve with you.

if that numb mind of yours just had the presence to make a stand and pose a strong objection to whatever your mother forced you to do thousands of years ago, better things could have come and you would not be blaming the world of your misery. you knew right then and there that trekking the path that your mother is leading you would end up somewhere in the desert of unhappiness. yes, things have been hard. but why blame others!?

stop crying now and move your ass. inch by inch, you will crawl towards your pot of gold. let your mother see a concrete proof that you're decisions are much better. let the world see the princess spawn to be its queen. and to start, let us nurse the wounds of the past. look back and wipe your tears...

fairygodflower says: friends, the princess has been and will be ironing out some issues. her work has been fine but apparently it was not the job that she's want to sped for several years. her TIN issue is still not resolved and more bridges has to be crossed. we are afraid that it may affect the contents and theme of this blog so a blog leave is deemed necessary. we hope these things will be done before the holidays.

bitchywitch says: don't worry girls, naitago na namin ang lahat ng kutsilyo, blade, racumin, baygon, lubid at iba pa. baka may palya sa mga plano...chos! kaya natin toh!!!

Tears are the silent language of grief -Voltaire

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Monday, November 12, 2007

peckchurs: feline fags

the pictures i have now does not show any creative taste whatsoever. i am purposely posting these pics to show to everybody that cats are gay. they love to strike a pose, clean themselves by licking and they love to rub their bodies into anything warm. these pictures further proves my stand...

aren't they cute...and gay. well, that's why we do catwalk on the ramp...and here's another creature who may not be as cute as these kitties but still thinks he is a cat: (click below to expand link)


fairygodflower says: ay pwede tong pang cute overload...

bitchywitch says: aaay pusang naglalandi!!!

A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization.
-Author Unknown

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Thursday, November 8, 2007

wala, nawawala at nagwawala

fairygodflower says: pansamantala po naming pinuputol ang inyong pagbabasa. newsflash po mga kapatid, nawawala at nagwawala po ang baklang prinsesa dito sa buong syudad.

kaya nananawagan lang po kami, balingkinitan po ang baklang ito at walang suot sa katawan. siya po ay kadalasang nagsasalita ng mag-isa na sinasabi ang "alms, alms, alms. spare a piece of bread, spare me your mercy". kung may nakita po kayong baklitang palaboy-laboy at nanghihingi ng limus, ipagbigay alam agad sa pinakamalapit na istasyon ng pulis o sa dswd.

nagpapa pansin lang po ang baklang ito dahil...


birthday niya sa sabado!!!

bitchywitch says: ayan... kawawa naman. sige kanatahan na lang natin ng hapi bertdi.

princess aries says: hoy! andito pa ako...alms, alms, alms....

and in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years
-Abraham Lincoln

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

holloween speyshall

eto pang bago!

the princess moved in to a new place last sunday. i'm only renting a room here in the city. my room before was somewhere in the uptown area, now i'm in the talamban suburb. my new room is just enough for one but it's better than before. the place is quiet and clean but i think it's haunted. yeah, huanted...

oo 'teh may kung anong mga masamang elemento ang nakapaligid sa compound. heto pa, nakuha ng aking camera ang mga kahindik-hindik na mga nilalang. expand nyo na lang ang entry na ito kung kung gusto nyong makita...gudlak!!!


wag raw itapon ang babaeng basura!

hayan, masindak kayong lahat. punta daw kayong oblivion at mag pa hot iron kayo!


fairygodflower says: wag naman kayong ganyan. baka may ma hurt na feelings...

bitchywitch says: ay puksain... mahirap na kung dumami yan!

happy holloween to you all!!! mwahh!!!
-aries the warrior princess

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Monday, October 29, 2007

si blank at si dong

point blank. as in blank. wa kets mablog.... oh sya sya kwento ko nalang whatever kets makwento.


ay ala akong ma kwento. sensya na, di pa kets naka get over kay hady... nyahahaay. pero, at isang malaking pero, hindi si hady ang idol ko ngayon but si joanna dong from singapore idol 04. eto sya in her audition, ang ka isa-isang video sa youtube:

...and after a thousand ricky reyes and vicky belo sessions eto na sya ngayon:



fairygodflower says: ay ganda... ano kaya ang kwento ng buhay nya?

bitchywitch says: feeling ko bading yan. transformers ang drama! nyahaha...

my mother is funkier than me
-joanna dong

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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

return of the comeback princess!

ahoy!!! i'm back... sorry ladies, my adjustment period with my new job took so long.

i've lost weight, which is not good for me. other than that, everything's fine. i'm thinking of making it big here. i'm now working at a call center, by the way. i'll be serving as a technical support for a line of printers from an american computer company. training period won't be done till late november. that means i'm still not taking calls. the call it "nesting period". my "nesting period" is currently spent with a class of all men.


me and my servants are trying to come up with something new. we've been thinking of having a troop of close friends contribute articles for the blog as guest bloggers. we're still trying to draw an agreement or guidelines for it. ok ba, mga ate?


dan and rye of the dan and rye show will be coming over in cebu tommorow. i'd like to call out all td&rs listeners from cebu to meet them at dinner tommorow night. we still have to decide for a venue. come out now and meet the fun duo of the dan and rye show!!!

weee exciting!!!

(see their podcast on the blogroll)

isa pang nagbabagang balita. namataan ng prinsesa ang isang lalaki na nagpabukas ng kanyang dibdib at inangkin niya bilang isang iniibig. eto sya:


fairygodflower says: aahh it's nice to be back...

bitchywitch says: yes we're back...with vengeance nyahahaaay!

To know the road ahead, ask those coming back
-Chinese Proverbs

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Sunday, October 7, 2007

the quest for the illusive TIN

...and now here i am working on my third job when this hideous complication blocked my peace of mind. i'm currently running problems with my BIR TIN(tax identification number).

you see, i registered last year in their online eTIN portal. that's when my problem started and i only realized it on my application for TIN update. now it's a huge headache.

i can't get into the details in here, but please if you guys know anyone who can help me please do leave a message at i'm only having problems with the paper forms they gave me. i can't understand a thing(form 2550Q and others) and the staff were so unfriendly when i asked for assistance.


fairygodflower says: if we could just turn back the time when you filled up that online forms last year...*sigh*

bitchywitch says: if there was just an easy way in processing tax forms that will eventually be invested in an anomalous projects...*sigh*

What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
-Mark Twain, Notebook, 1902

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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

finding MEmo

until now i still d0n't know where to put myself.

two jobs for more than two years after college.

this week, i made my third attempt to know where i fit.

ladies, i might not be able to update and visit the blogosphere as often as i like but i'll still be here. still gorgeous. still funny. still gay...

but before i go, i've called up maria and the vontrap children to perform for us my servants and i prepared something for you...

love you all...mwahh

*on video:Linda Leilani Brown, Arnetia Walker, and Deborah Burrell perform a medley of songs from Dreamgirls the Musical

fairygodflower says: anyway, the princess might be able to update and go out on weekends...

bitchywitch says: sana, ito na...

When I started the business, I hardly went home. I became very driven about work and about my career.
-Calvin Klein

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Friday, September 21, 2007


at dahail natagalan ng pag post ang beauty ko, bumili ako ng regalo para sa inyo. imported pa yan ha....hala cge kuha na kayo.

...di ko lang alam kung anong brand yan o baka singkapal yan ng nguso ni least may pang emergency na kayo...charot!!!


fairygodflower says: aaaaay sakto yan madam. tig-iisa kami...kuha rin kami ha...

bitchywitch says: feeling ko galing china yan...baka may recall yan ha, kaya ganyan ahahahay

Whenever women are together for more than two days they talk about their periods.
-Whoopi Goldberg

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icon at war #11

there is something i'd like to do before i grow too old. i'd like to have a romantic dinner with special person, while jazz, lounge or bossa plays on the background. nice noh... if that would really happen, i'd request for this song to played over dinner....

garota de ipanema

or "girl in ipanema". a song composed by Antonio Carlos Jobim and Portuguese lyrics by Vinicius de Moraes with English lyrics written later by Norman Gimbel.

i actually heard this song way back grade school. very calm, very relaxing...very gay. pang-rampa, ika nga. the song then made me dig into jazz, bossa and lounge music. i can even blame it with my attachment to acoustic music.

apparently, i'm not the only one loving this song. ella fitzgerald, nat king cole and frank sinatra are just a few music icons who recorded this song for their album. "girl in ipanema" won "record of the year" in the grammy's of 1965.

on the playlist, is a version my jobim and another version by our homegrown bossa diva, sitti navarro.


fairygodflower says: alam mo 'teh, tingin ko ang flirt ng song na yan... pero keri na rin...

bitchywitch says: ay tama ka mare, feeling ko pwede syang music while i'm walkin na naka pek-pek shorts. davah?!...

When she walks, shes like a samba. That swings so cool and sways so gentle. That when she passes, each one she passes goes, ooh
- Girl from Ipanema, 1962

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Saturday, September 15, 2007

cleanliness is next to yumminess

the view on my window after i cleaned my room:(expand post, click below)

unfortunately, that isn't our gate but he stood there long enough for me to snap a picture.


fairygodflower says: i'd assume that was a reward from the earth spirits...

bitchywitch says: kaya go na tayo mga bading, clean the country para may rewards din tayo!

Better keep yourself clean and bright. You are the window through which you must see the world.
-George Bernard Shaw

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Thursday, September 13, 2007

ang kwento ni sir

ang gulo-gulo ng environment ng campo namin ngayon. kumukunot ang wrinkles ko...kelangan ko ng peace. at para may peace, muni-muni muna aketch ng past and the funny ng buhay. lola basyang mode on!...

ang kwento natin ngayon mga bata ang tungkol sa isang masipag na bakla. isa sya sa mga masasayang karakter na nagbibigay buhay sa baranggay ng prinsesa. itago na lang natin sya sa pangalang sir niso.

si sir niso ang dumating sa baranggay bilang isang nursery teacher. "good morning sir niso!" ganyan ang drama ng mga bata kung ka-eksena nila si sir niso sa kalsada. maramai ring mga bata ang naturuan ni sir niso sa kanyang maliit na kubo na lupa lang ang sahig at kawayan ang dingding. ngunit dumating din ang panahon na kelangang magsara ang kanyang munting kubo ng kaalaman. 'di ko na alam ang dahilan pero marahil na-ubosan na ng pera ang NGO na nagmamay-ari nito.

may utak din naman si sir niso. sa katunayan, nag enrol sya sa kursong edukasyon sa 'di pa nagsara ang nursery school. bsed-major in history ang kinuhang highlight ng buhok ni sir niso sa isang lokal na kolehiyo. at dito nag krus ang landas ni sir niso at ng prinsesa.

highschool ang prinsesa samantalang practicum year na ni sir niso. isang araw, may dinalang alagang kabayo ang history teacher namin sabay introduce. "class, say hello to sir niso. siya ang magiging teacher nyo mula bukas hanggang forever". si sir niso na pala. wala namang pumalag kay sir niso.

kinabukasan, day 1 na ni sir niso.......30 minutes nang nagsasalita si sir niso, silent pa rin ang buong populasyon ng klase...35 minutes...40 minutes...tit tit tit tit...tit tit tit tit...tit tit tit tit...tit tit tit tit. windang ang buong kabukiran. nagtitinginan na kami kung saan galing ang mala-manok na ingay. isa na lang ang 'di namin nataasan ng kilay - si sir niso. "class, tapos na ang klase. kopyahin nyo sa board ang takdang-aralin", ang pakantang sinabi ni sir niso sabay hugot sa bag. may inilabas si sir niso sa bag niya. isang maliit na kahon. pinindot niya ito na syang nagpahinto sa ingay. at ganun na eksena sa klase ni sir niso.

sa sumunod na araw, napasali na sa buhay namin si sir niso at ang kanyang mahiwagang

. . . . . .
. . . .
. . .
. .
...... alarm clock.


fairygodflower says: ay, ang time konshus naman ni sir...

bitchywitch says: ano sya?! cinderella!?...may time limit ang ganda!? ching!

I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.-Golda Meir

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Monday, September 10, 2007

pulong binisaya - say a little prayer

saturday, september 8 was the celebration of mother mary's birth and this coming tuesday, september 11 the world will also remember the death of innocent lives from a series of terror attacks. as a blogger i can only offer my prayer to hail our lord's mother and for the souls of the victims. let us join our hands as we pray to our mother cebuano:

Maghimaya ka Maria, napuno ka sa grasya
Ang Ginoong Diyos ma'ana'a kanimo.
Bulahan ikaw sa mga babayeng tanan,
Ug bulahan usab ang bunga sa tiyan mo nga si Hesus.
Santa Maria, inahan ka sa Diyos,
Ig-ampo mo kaming mga makasasala,
Karon ug sa oras sa among ikamatay.


fairygodflower says:....amen.

bitchywitch says:....amen.

Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean
- Ryunosuke Satoro

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Friday, September 7, 2007

pekchurs powrt edisyown

amateur a little poetry

enjoy your weekend...mwahh

a play with incandescent and candle light.
captured with sony ericsson's k750

edited using photoshop cs2

happy weekend...mwahh


flowerfairy says: kelangan ba tayong mag comment mare?

bitchywitch says: wag na. friday night out na tayo...dali...

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-George Gobal

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Thursday, September 6, 2007

felicidad siete

this tag came from daizuke and i shall do it now!

the seven things that makes me happy and the seven ways to make me happy. let's start shall we...

siete cosas que me hacen feliz
lemon gras
s tea. one sip of this tea was all it took to make my taste buds go wild. unfortunately i never had the chance to taste it again. i assume it is only available in a high end thai restaurant(krua thai) here in my place. they do have pretty great dishes but too expensive for me.

a TIN #. that's "tax identification number" for those who don't know. i tried getting one before at the local
BIR(bureau of internal revenue) office. i went to bir office -a-, but the staff told me that i should file in their bir office -b-. so i went to bir office -b-, but they told me that i am in the wrong office and i should be at the bir office -c-. i never tried to go into any bir office after that. so if someone could give me one without the evil red tape, i could happily say that i am now officially a young professional filipino citizen who contributes to national development. at para sa mga taga bir: hoy kami pa nga ang magbabayad, kami pa ang pinapahirapan nyo. mga punyetang kurakot kayo!


the pugad baboy collection. probably the ultimate filipino pop literature in a form of a
comics strip. pol medina jr. started publishing his strip on philippine daily inquirer on 1988. now, he is on his nineteenth comic book compilation. i only have four books...*sigh* pictured are the characters of pb

flowers. simple and pretty things as
flowers would never fail to paint a smile on my face.

mojacko stuffed toy. he's a japanese cartoon character
who looks like a big ball of orange fur and let's just say there are things that i want when i was a child that i still want now hehehe. pictured is mojacko with sister mojari.

big mot
orbikes...and thats plural. this is slightly materialistic if not materialistic. i really like to feel the speed and adrenalin i get from riding a fast bike. i don't have any money to buy one now but i'd get rich (hehehe) i would really buy one. a blue one.


honda jazz. lat's be practical ladies. people would reall
y be more efficient if they have their own wheels. but we have to choose that car that fits our life style. i choose honda jazz and a blue one hehe. compact yet spacious and fuel-efficient. i just don't know if they can be converted into lpg-vehicle so they can even be more earth-friendly...noh?

i'm a little bored. let's take a break, shall we...

ahh refreshing. now let's do something heavy. for my next list, let's pretend that you (yes you) are my......boyfriend ahihihihi. ok?!

siete maneras de hacerme feliz

a decent phot
o shoot. no, it won't be for the blog nor for flicker neither for friendster. i know someday i'd meet my end and on that time, i don't want my remains to be covered with a thick layer of bad make-up, placed in a box and be displayed while slowly rotting. cremate my remains and display my photos instead. let the people see my youth, cheerfulness and strong personality. let not the people around me grieve of my death but let them celebrate the life i had and the life we had with the life we chose. something like that on the pic but with my face, of course

teach me a new language, think of it as a brain exercise. wouldn't it b
e nice to hear me in a different language when we....


enroll me in a dance class. let's make use of my talent. i don't want them to be trapped within the four corners of my room. i want to polish what i can do. i want people to see it and entertain them through it.

dance with me. just like what the song says: save "the last dance for me".
i shall save my last for you...

let's climb a mountain. i'm sure dancing would
prepare us for this so why not try something new. let's see the world in a different view, after all the world does see us differently. pictured: osmeña peak

take me to the beach. after all those physically challenging activities, our bodies are probably toned and athletic. so why not flaunt the beach. all we need is a place to stay, the people as our audience, the sun set,the sea, the sand, you and me.

come here and be my partner...forever. i here, you're there
and we still don't know each other. i want to see us together.

now, who to tag...hmmm. di ko pa alam kung sino i-tag ko hehehe. ikaw? gusto mo?

anyway, need another refreshment? here...


fairygodflower says: madam, medyo corny 'ata tayo ngayon, anoh?...

bitchywitch says: may tama ka kafateed, ipagdasal nlng natin na may mahuloh na lalake para sa kanya para matigil na ang ka kornihang itu!!!

Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. -Robert Heinlein

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Saturday, September 1, 2007

blame it on rpg

bitchywitch says: wala ang prinsesa, kaya ibuking muna natin nyahahaha

lately, the princess has been lazy updating her dearly beloved blog. it started when she had a sore throat but didn't call in sick at work. instead, she took two doses of her medication and spent most of the time playing at work. and this is when her past addiction came back...

more than two years ago the was an avid player of an MMORPG(massively multiplayer online role playing game). it was part of her previous job to learn and play these games. of the many mmorpg's she tested, one caught her beautiful big brown eyes: FlyFF (fly for fun).

flyff is unique to most mmorpg since at a certain level your character will acquire the ability to fly. the same with any other online games, you can also chat with fellow gamers while on the game. these are princess aries' current characters in bubble server:

zuco: is still a level one vagrant. he was a failed experiment and probably will never be used by the princess again.

jangheok: was her first "official" character. jangheok is now a level 30 magician. the princess was fond of her but she was abandoned along with the game by the princess. at that time the princess realized that her gaming hobby is slowly turning into a money-eating addiction. but lately and currently, the princess had some time to spare so she decided to make a come-back in the online gaming realm the the creation of....

instantcoffee: he is now at level 14 but still a vagrant. anytime now he can take on his second job which probably is still a magician. the princess was able to level him up from level 1 to level 9 in just one afternoon. below is instantcoffee in full battle gear. take note ang cat-ears and mask, kahit online character ang bakla pa rin nyahaha!!...

another interesting (if not funny) character in the game is one of their monsters. it bears the name "pukepuke". below is instantcoffee hitting a pukepuke. meaning, makalaban mo talaga dito ang isang literal na puke! nyahaha!!


fairygodflower says: totoo po yan mga kafateed. naging adik po ang prinsesa dito...sana wag na ma-ulit...

Feeding our addiction to fossil fuels is how we got in this mess in the first place.
-Lois Capps

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Thursday, August 30, 2007

icon at war #10

awoo awoo awoo!!! time to gear up for battle girls and for that we need a very ample mode of transportation. we'll be using my fave chariot with a specific route. girls, brush your eyes with the jeepneys on...

route 13C

the route~
there are four routes plying for talamban to downtown(13C, 13B, 62C, 62B) but jeepneys marked 13C seem to populate the road more than the other jeepneys. these jeepneys would travel from tintay, talamban then would make their last stop by the end of colon street, downtown cebu. they will be passing along these landmarks:

1*talamban multipurpose court
2*university of san carlos-talamban campus
3*bright academy/playhouse
4*woodridge international school
5*banilad elementary and night highschool
6*cebu country club
7*banilad town center
8*gaisano countrymall
9*northgate center(mall)
10*university of cebu-banilad campus
11*the crossroads mall(restobars)
12*bureau of internal revenue-banilad office
13*grand majestic, archbishop avenue
14*ayala center cebu/cebu business park
15*asilo de la milagrosa (church)
16*camp sotero cabahug (police station)
17*colegio de la immaculada concepcion (cebu campus)
18*baranggay kamagayan
19*university of the visayas
20*cebu business hotel
21*gaisano metro colon (mall)
22*university of cebu - main campus
23*gaisano south mall
24*cebu city medical center
25*cebu city land transportation office
26*cebu city south bus terminal
27*elizabeth mall
28*asian college of techgnology-main campus
29*landbank of the philippines-p. del rosario office
30*santo rosario church
31*university of san carlos - main campus

after which, 13C will now go straight to m.j. cuenco ave. and pass through ayala access road and ayala business park(14). they will now travel back to tintay, talamban passing only the places listed in 14 to 1.

most 13C jeepneys are of the multicab type.

the legend~
the roads from ayala center cebu until talamban proper are practically "curve-less" and traffic is only heavy during day-time. motorists can burn their wheels and own the road at night but be sure youre not zooming with jeepney's marked with 13C as these guys are slightly bigger than average jeeps and they can also burn their own wheels on the road. they'd make that whistling noise like that of a plane.

and if you happen to ride 13C at night be sure to clip your hair, hold on to both the overhead handbar and to your seat and pray to all the saints that you know.

the pasahero(passenger)~
if you could take a second look at the list above, you'd see that most are academic institutions and malls. which means that a generous number of commuters are the young, the cute, the yummy and often times the funny.

the princess spent more than four years rubbing elbows with these commuters, more than four years of riding with the king of the road and more than four years cute, yummy and often times funny memories inside those 13C jeepneys. sadly the princess has transfered after finishing a course in an ancient training camp(named on the list above) and hasn't been taking that magical and adventure-filled 13C ride as often as she wants...*sniff*



fairygodflower says: ahay take note day, kung gabi kayo sasakay eh maghanda na ng barya na ipampukpuk sa handbar para marining ng driver kung gusto nyo nang bumaba...gudlak!

bitchywitch says: ay gudlak din sa mga estudyanteng naglalandi-an sa jeep...pweh!

God knows hudas not pay!
-famous jeepney sign

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Saturday, August 25, 2007

mga pangaral ng isang lasing

kamakailan lang ay napatawag ang prinsesa na makisali sa isang inuman. wa choice ang dalaga, kelangang makisama. lagok, kain, usap, lagok, tawa... pero hindi yon ang istorya.

official jester na si ewg kung may umpukan. hardcore ang tira pero lumalala kung may beer. at bilang isang bading kelangan ko ring matuto ng konting kagaguhan kaya take down notes na ang drama while nag-inuman. owf kowrs, kelangang i-share. mga ka-baro, saguting ang mga sumusunod(gentle jokes lang itu baka di nyo kayanin ang iba):

*ano ang kaibahan ng itlog at balut?

*ano ang kaibahan ng chicken at chick?

parang kapanahunan pa ng ang-tv ang mga hirit na to pero kung lasing na kayo lahat, wa ka choice kundi tumawa kasi nga lasing ka na. gusto nyo nang malaman ang sagot? intermission muna...

ole! eto na...

*ang balot may buhok sa loob at ang sa itlog, nasa labas.

*ang chicken may pakpak, ang chick may pekpek.


fairygodflower says: weh kung narinig nyo na dati ang joke, tawa na lang kayo...

bitchywitch says: hoy subukan nating maglasing tapos mag flamenco after...tan tan tran tan tan tran...ole! ahahahahay

It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk without stopping! On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.

-Charles Baudelaire

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Thursday, August 23, 2007

pulong binisaya - the size of a word

haym vhaak! yey! nasindak lang ng sore throat at lagnat ang prinsesa. pero di yan ang ultimate reason ng silent mode ek-ek ng lola nyo kaya may rebelasyon na mangyayari. pero di pa ngayon ahihihi. matatandaan natin na nag-iwan ng promise si bitchywitch ng isang malaswang entry para sa ipamudmud sa lahat. ready na ba kayo?!... then, get your appetites ready, and your mouths wet.

bitchywitch says: leche, ang halay naman ng introduction! but anyway ladies, i'll go straight to our pulong binisaya. our topic today will be seriously green so let me just shout something...

our entry today contains words that may be disturbing to young or immature minds. read with caution.

oh hayan. may pademure effect pa akong sinali. now that my warning colors are displayed, let's begin. open your legs and look between it, you may touch it if you want. you should know what that is since we will be talking about that.

to a group of people with humongous sense of humor, joking with the genitals would usually hop in to most adult conversation. as a result, appropriate terms have been given to appropriate sizes. yes dear, we name them according to size. i will not include those figurative words that we also use. just the terms that would come up on regular daily adult conversations. are you itching to know? then read on... let's start with the males:

tin-tin (small e.g. babies)
otin/utin (medium e.g. teens)
lagay (large e.g. yours)

females do have their own term with the same trend of naming them:

giti' (small)
bisong (medium)
bilat (large)

so just imagine what would a visayan man think if he is asked by a tagalog lady with "kamusta na ba ang kalagayan mo dyan?" hehehehe and if your lost with which word is for which size, try saying the word and observe how big (or small) you'd open your mouth.

well that's it for now baka ma ban tayo ng mtrcb...charing


fairygodflower says: ahaay mala bombang sumabog ang entry mo day. gudlak sa mtrcb ahihihi

the function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.
-Leonardo da Vinci

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Monday, August 13, 2007

servants, take over

fairygodflower says: *calm smile* ow hi and a warm love to you all, ladies. the princess is not that well today. i and my fellow servant, bitchywitch will be taking over for a while but we are not alone. with us is a band being groomed by the local media. one band member is my cutiepie crush rocky collado ahihi *kilig*. well, let's see them then...

embedding the vid wont work. so just view it here.(right click>open in new window/tab)


bitchywitch says: asus...cge go, cute na kung cute. on the other hand, i will be posting an interesting pulong bisaya topic next. it will be about something between your legs *shhh*. well, so long for now *wink*...mwaahh

princess aries says: zzzzzzz......

i still need more healthy rest in order to work at my best. my health is the main capital i have and i want to administer it intelligently.
-Ernest Hemingway

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Friday, August 10, 2007

princess promotes: bagtas

are you looking for island footwear bah? beltbags? netbags? backpacks? then drag yourself to bagtas - unique footwears and bags for island warriors.

very early summer preparation tayo mga kafateed. walang magawa ang prinsesa over the weekend kaya naglibot sa mall ang bruha. at take not mag-isa lang sya. in other words - walang kasama. wag na kayong magtanong kung bakhet. pero sa paglalakad ay napadpad ang kagandahan ko dito sa display ng mga sandalyas. nakalatag lang ito sa may walkway ng mall kaya may 360 view ng display ang mga people. nagandahan ang prinsesa sa mga nakitang produkto kaya of course nagsimula na syang pumili...

we start from their sandals. ow, unique...hmm masyadong pambata
*regular rubber sandals: php60 - 250

let's see their bags. nice, nice. comfy designs. tropical na tropical. hay sayang i don't need one. baka maka waldas pa ako nito.
*nylon net backpacks: php200

ay hey ano toh? avah pwede pa palang magpa costum design. of course kelangan pang maghintay for a day. ayokong maghintay... hanap pa.

ahaaay finally! a perfect fit. perfect color. perfect design. this is it...*kaching!!!*
*nylon strapped leather sandals: php200

at may nakita pang ibang item ang prinsesa. para sa susunod na bisita ito... ang dameh pa. *beltbags: php200

and oh...before i forget they have an amazing house specialty hehe...

*bagtas is located at second level sm city cebu walkway fronting audionet


fairygodflower says: avah simula na ba itoh ng imelda marcos era mo 'teh?

bitchywitch says: as if kakilala natin ang owner ng shop na yan...ay baka hunk ang may-ari! tara balikan natin nyehehe...

if you haven't got it. fake it! too short? wear big high heels, but do practice walking!
-Victoria Beckham

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Thursday, August 9, 2007

nag meme-ganda

*6 strange things of princess aries

our town legend tells us that my grandfather was born while a mother snake was nursing her hatching eggs in the same house. another version tells us that he was born with a twin - a snake. the phenomenon gave my grandfather and his descendants three unique abilities. (1) we can ward off snakes by simply talking to them or else we can leave them dizzy by spitting at the creature, (2) we are able to smell or feel the presence of snakes and (3) our saliva can heal snakebites and prevent the poison from spreading.

ive seen my father(on a cow) and aunt(on a man) apply their "healing" saliva.

this is a local folklore that i'm proudly part of, though i don't believe much of it. tsk tsk tsk...and to my future ex-husband: wala kang kawala. di ka pwedeng ahasin ng iba nyahaha!

i hate owning any precious stone or metal but i make it up by admiring tribal accents(borluluy). so, i don't own any metal necklace or bracelet, just a box-full of borluluys and i don't mind wearing them on formal occasions. if this is not strange enough for you, at least it is to my mother. image at right, taken today.

i can talk to myself in yahoo messenger. i find it amusing. you can also try it, just add your own yahoo id on your contact list and start chatting...with yourself. at left is a transcript of a conversation i had a few months ago. click image at left to enlarge.

in tradition of mentioning the pubes in meme's like this, let me mention one from me: i have a white one down there. just one strand. sa mga kaibigan kong nagbabasa ng blog ko, wag nyong i-mention to pag nagkita tayo. please.

my wounds would leave scars that disappear after a few months or if they don't, the scars would just be too light to be seen. but my pimple scars on my back tell a different story. my pimples leave my skin with scars that won't fade out. luckily, my face only have a few and most of them are on my back...a lot of them. they look like freckles.

ika-unom ug kina-ulahi-an(sixth and last)
i lived for two days without sleep and in between those days i took up two major exams and coordinated a dormitory event. and i did all that with the help of one box(six packs) of extra joss. *sigh* college days.

ow it's time to tag someone.
*jeff this is what i call a meme. make one like this and post it in your blog. try lang walay pugsanay hehe
*palakangbisaya, why not have one, too?
*hoy eutikya! kaw day dili ka ganahan magpost ug ingon ani?


fairygodflower says: di ka pala anak ni xena. anak ka pala ni zuma! nyahaha

bitchywitch says: at least this explains why-vakhet-nganong naglalaway ka kapag may "ahas"! ahaaay

school's a weird thing. i'm not sure it works.
-Johnny Depp

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Wednesday, August 8, 2007

cebuanos, get ur driver's license now!

the land transportation office (LTO) now has their mobile office in the vicinity. they are now at plaza independencia( fronting malacañang sa sugbo) and they are accepting applications for student permit and renewal of licenses.

for student's permit just bring in a photocopy of any valid id or a copy of your community tax certificate(cedula) and php143.63. i got mine for in less than 15 minutes. no long lines, no red tape. student's permit is valid only for a year and you have to apply for sub-prof or prof driver's license before it expires.

please do spread this rare opportunity to apply or renew permits with no hassle. they are only here until friday (august 10, 2006). minglanilla area will be their destination by next week.

guys i dont have a car. i just got a permit just in case a fairy pops up and gives me one hehe

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Tuesday, August 7, 2007

icon at war #9

time to dress up in your torn clothes, ladies. put on ashes in your hair and smear the ugliest make up on your face. face the crowd and start babbling the declamation piece...

Vengeance is not ours, It's God's
Alms, alms, alms. Spare me a piece of bread. Spare me your mercy. I am a child so young, so thin, and so ragged.

Why are you staring at me? With my eyes I cannot see but I know that you are all staring at me. Why are you whispering to one another? Why? Do you know my mother? Do you know my father? Did you know me five years ago? Yes, five years of bitterness have passed. I can still remember the vast happiness mother and I shared with each other. We were very happy indeed.

Suddenly, five loud knocks were heard on the door and a deep silence ensued. Did the cruel Nippon’s discover our peaceful home? Mother ran to Father’s side pleading. “Please, Luis, hide in the cellar, there in the cellar where they cannot find you,” I pulled my father’s arm but he did not move. It seemed as though his feet were glued to the floor. The door went “bang” and before us five ugly beasts came barging in. “Are you Captain Luis Santos?” roared the ugliest of them all. “Yes,” said my father. “You are under arrest,” said one of the beasts. They pulled father roughly away from us. Father was not given a chance to bid us goodbye.

We followed them mile after mile. We were hungry and thirsty. We saw group of Japanese eating. Oh, how our mouths watered seeing the delicious fruits they were eating, Then suddenly, we heard a voice call, “Consuelo……Oscar……Consuelo……Oscar……Consuelo. ……Oscar……” we ran towards the direction of the voice, but it was too late. We saw father hanging on a tree…… dead. Oh, it was terrible. He had been badly beaten before he died……and I cried vengeance, vengeance, vengeance! Everything went black. The next thing I knew I was nursing my poor invalid mother.

One day, we heard the church bell ringing “ding-dong, ding-dong!” It was a sign for us to find a shelter in our hide-out, but I could not leave my invalid mother, I tried to show her the way to the hide-out.

Suddenly, bombs started falling; airplanes were roaring overhead, canyons were firing from everywhere. Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Mother was hit. Her legs were shattered into pieces. I took her gently in my arms and cried, “I’ll have vengeance, vengeance!” “No, Oscar. Vengeance, it is God’s,” said mother.

But I cried out vengeance. I was like a pent-up volcano. “Vengeance is mine not the Lord’s”. “No, Oscar. Vengeance is not ours, it’s God’s” these were the words from my mother before she died.

Mother was dead and I was blind. Vengeance is not ours? To forgive is divine but vengeance is sweeter.

That was five years ago, five years…… Alms, alms, alms. Spare me a piece of bread. Spare me your mercy. I am a child so young, so thin, and so ragged. Vengeance is not ours, it is God’s……It’s……God’s……It's...


performing that declamation piece was once my high school dream. but the buds of my stage-skills weren't in full bloom at that time. so the dream wasn't realized.*sigh*

until now, this literary piece is still the main reason why i'd want to see myself beg, cry and shout someday on a stage.

...ikaliligaya kong magpakabaliw sa harap ng maraming tao kahit minsan lang...bow.

*art above by Jules Bastien Lepage: "The Blind Beggar"


fairygodflower says: sigurado ka prinsesa?...magsusuot ka ng sako, buhusan ng putik at humarap sa tao?

bitchywitch says: hanokavah! kaya nga nyang magsisigaw sa kalye at magtinda ng balut nang tanghaling tapat habang nka spandex...yan pa?!

hide not your talents. what use were they made for? what's a sundial in the shade?
-Benjamin Franklin

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Monday, August 6, 2007

otap of the world

otap is an oval biscuit made of flour, sugar, shortening and the ever reliable coconut. Sprinkled with sugar, a careless bite of this fragile biscuit would send fragments of it flying to the floor. But it is not as scary as it sounds; though one have to admit that eating otap is an art by itself. Little children are often told to be careful when eating it, they are supposed to put one hand under their chin to catch the sugar and fragments that might break off from its thin mass. Even adults have to master the art themselves; careful to inhale a little at every bite to ensure no bits of sugar goes astray. The use of the other hand still proves useful at times, if only to avoid the ants from feasting upon the fragments on the floor; which would be a waste of treat. That, my friends, makes eating otap one adventurous eating experience.

at nagtatanong kayo kung bakit napunta tayo sa otap?

kamakailan lang ay nagkaroon ng "unannounced" event sa syudad. isang matalinghaga at katakam-takam na tanawin ang inilatag ng isang lokal na bakeshop sa harap mismo ng magellan's cross noong umaga ng ika-anim na araw ng agosto hanggang sa ikapito. inihanda ito sa kasagsagan ng "festival of festivals" na inilunsad ni goberndadora gwen garcia. hindi ko lang alam ko may kinalaman ang gobernadora nito o sadyang may sayad ang may-ari ng bakeshop.

naglatag ang bakeshop na ito ng isang di kilalang simbolo na gawa sa otap. oo, mga kafateed. otap, ung local biscuit na sinsabi ko sa itaas. biscuit ito pero ni isa man lang ay walang lumapit para kumain...ching!

di na naitanong kung sino ang bakeshop na yun pero feeling ko kagagawan ito ng 'la fortuna bakeshop'


a local bakeshop uniquely displayed otap - a local delicacy last weekend. they formed an unknown symbol, probably another sponsor, occupying about two parking spaces. the event was done in front of the magellan's shrine. this is part of the cebu province charter day celebration. pictures below.

update: the event was a participation of the local bakeshop for the cebu province's 438th charter day(not cebu city)

fairygodflower says: ay how inspiring ang tourism effort...palakpakan!

bitchywitch says: dapat gayahin to ng davao city. maglatag sila ng daan-daang durian sa plaza...charing!

it reminds me of crop circles!
-dr. phil on otap display, monster radio bt105.9 dj

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