in a war, alliances play an important role in determining the chances of winning. more allies means a higher chance of dominating the war. the princess will now attempt to cross borders and gain alliance from a group named Alliance of Queer Warriors(read: Pinoy Gay Blogs) under their most elite warrior: Migs the Manila Gay Guy, a descendant from the tribes of Rajah Lakandula and Sulayman. yes, my dear soldiers your princess is queer. so now, with all of you as my witness, i shall shout and chant my pledge:
sa mga hurado at nanonood, magandang gabi sa inyong lahat...
i, aries the warrior princess with all my humility, pledge allegiance to the alliance of queer warriors. as a warrior princess, i will perform my duties to protect and carry out the idealism of the alliance, to respect my queer allies and to dedicate my life to world peace. may the spirits of the earth bless and protect us always.
i thank you, mabuhay...
fairygodflower says: ...and i shall pledge my blessing to the alliance. charing...
bitchywitch says: galing ng pinoy gay blogs. inuman na to mga pare!!!
Any alliance whose purpose is not the intention to wage war is senseless and useless.
-Adolf Hitler
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